America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Destiny's Trial

Bryanboy is on set to regale the girls with stories about how fans love him, and then it's time for Kristin to shoot. She walks up to Johnny and quite confusingly says that she can't show any emotion on the set. She'll have to show it through her eyes, she adds, since she can't smile and pretend to laugh at Johnny's lame jokes. That was one of the worst attempts at banter I've ever seen. Johnny tells us that Kristin needs to cool it with the bitchy attitude. He doesn't know if it's her shtick or not, but either way he's not into it. Kristin does her boringly pretty thing, and Johnny actually growls in an attempt to get her to growl in turn and show some ferocity. She remains silent and vacant. She tells Johnny that what she thinks is working in terms of being more than just pretty is obviously failing, and it's frustrating. He suggests that she switch things up and give the judges something unexpected. Backstage she continues to whine about it. Kiara once again addresses us to say that Kristin may look like an all-American sweetheart, but she is NOT SWEET. Rather, she is a spoiled brat who does not deserve to be there. I love how Kiara goes directly to the people!

We check in with Destiny, who is a little lightheaded in her very, very tight dress. She doesn't feel confident, which is a huge change I know. Brittany is next to shoot, as sort of a '50s housewife zombie. Johnny and Ricky rave as she poses and generally seem to think she's doing a brilliant job. Next we have Kiara. Johnny asks her what kind of reviews she's getting from social media, and Kiara says that social media doesn't know how to handle here. That's... one way of thinking about it. Kiara reminds us that she's the oldest of seven kids, and says that she was abused for most of her life. She doesn't want this, she needs this. I don't know, she seems to be doing a great job already, what with the basketball and college scholarship. Johnny wants Kiara to work it and get the omnipresent social media to like her more, but she quickly starts to look like she's in a zombie music video for Zombie Diddy. Ziddy? And then there's Yvonne. She's got a big floofy dress and a hat with a bird on it, and really doesn't seem to know what she's doing. Laura doesn't think that Yvonne embraced her curves, despite the fact that the judges want her to own her big luscious booty. Johnny agrees that she didn't bring the body, and says that the shoot didn't work for him.

America's Next Top Model

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