Her name is Ka? Ebony's lady friend, who has dreads and is shorter than Ebony and who will burn in Hel, enters the penthouse. The other girls hide her as a hilarious joke, and when she reveals herself, Ebony and Ka hug chastely and banter about Ebony's-treme baldness. But, Ka? Well, her name is "Ka." I want to say one-thousand things about this, but they've all been said. By me. And my friend Tracie. Over IM, during the episode. Here's pretty much how it went:

Dan: "Ebony's a lesbian, and I found this offensive."
Tracie: Oh, Robin. She just doesn't like it when people sin.
Dan: The girlfriend's name is "Ka"?
Tracie: Yes. Yes, it is.
Dan: THAT is the sin, right there.
Tracie: I believe her last name is "Pow."
Dan: I think it's "Boom."
Tracie: Perhaps.
Dan: We've made her full name into the sound of something exploding on screen in a Batman cartoon.
Tracie: Well then, maybe it's "Flooey."
Dan: Don't you mean "Blooey"?
Tracie: Maybe "Blooey."
Dan: No. You know what it totally is?
Tracie: What?
Dan: "Bbalah."
Tracie: Madonna would accept her instantly.
Dan: Then let us make her first name "Esther."
Tracie: Esther Bahlah doesn't work at all.
Dan: Good point.
Tracie: This is nowhere near as funny as Girls' Bike Club.
Dan: Yeah. Welcome to my life.