America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Kloof Will Set You Free

The girls have an hour and seventeen minutes left. Brittany meets with someone who says that, at age twenty-two, she's confident, strong, and knows who she is: a young Janice Dickinson. She tells him that she's made it through the whole "Just wanna have fun and party stage" of her life. Well, at least until the next tray of dollar Jell-O shots is passed around. Kahlen walks up a set of stairs, saying that she has ones just like them in her apartment. She then hits her head on the top ledge and says she doesn't have that. Someone looks through Christina's book as she stares around awkwardly.

Keenyah and Kahlen arrive at the Hip Hop Boutique at approximately the same time, Keenyah once again trailing by a bit. Kahlen gets to the doors, which are barred, and once again can't find a way in. As Kahlen is waiting, Keenyah blows right past her. Kahlen interviews that she knew Keenyah was going to try to get in front of her. She may have suspected this when Keenyah tried to body-check her to ensure that she was first through the entrance. Who's laughing about that extra bowl of yogurt now, girls? Kahlen interviews that it was rude, and that a person should respect the order of arrival. Eventually, she decides that she doesn't have time for the pushing and fighting, and leaves before they even get in. She notes that she's not surprised, because Keenyah is very competitive -- even more so now that her weight gain puts her in danger of elimination. Keenyah walks with confidence for the designers, and one of them says quietly, "She's quite fleshy. I think she's not lean enough. Particularly in the back." Heh.

Fifteen minutes left. Christina races to go on one last visit. She tells the designer that she only has a few minutes. He rambles on as the clock ticks down. She interviews that she was thinking too much about getting back, and not focusing on the task at hand. Judging from the countdown clock on the bottom of the screen, it appears as though she was only there for eight seconds. Hooray for accuracy in editing! Keenyah interviews that it has been made clear that the girls must be back by 4:30. Brittany, Keenyah, Kahlen, and Christina all tell their drivers to head back to the hotel with haste. Naima, meanwhile, continues calmly on her visits. She interviews that she has the choice either to go back to the hotel or try to squeeze in a few more go-sees. While the other girls worry about getting back precisely on time, Naima rambles along to Gavin Rajah's place, and her driver notes that it appears to be closed. This is when we get the feeling that Naima really fucked up. She interviews that more go-sees means more people see you, and you never know who is going to give you a break. And actually, you can't blame her too much for trying to subvert the ANTM system and encounter some people with real knowledge, insight, and clout. She and her driver continue on their merry path.

America's Next Top Model

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