Naima is once again the Cover Girl of the week, for the zillionth time in a row.
When we return, Brittany is still annoying and Keenyah is still overshadowed. Someone notes how relaxed Brittany is with the group, and she yells, "I love it!" Keenyah interviews that because Brittany's personality is so great, Keenyah has been relegated to the background. At the table, Keenyah says that they've had a lot of fun, and Brittany totally talks over her, saying, "I've had a great time tonight and, I really, um, it's the best time I've had in this whole entire competition." Craig Port hugs her goodbye, fondly, because she let him get to third base. In the limo on the way home, Brittany slurs with satisfaction that she had a great time. Keenyah, who is barely containing her anger, says that she was quiet "IN COMPARISON TO BRITTANY." Brittany says, "Weren't you glad that you brought me?" Keenyah mulls over Brittany's use of tense and is silent, but the answer is clearly no. They get home to discover Tyra Mail. The other girls are sleeping. And in Christina and Kahlen's case, they are actually spooning in bed. How can the editors just throw in one gratuitous spooning shot? It is so mysterious. "Get ready to Kloof!" reads the Tyra Mail. That's it? Brittany runs off with the Tyra Mail and steps on Keenyah's foot en route.
The girls pull up to yet another beautiful location in the mountains. They are greeted by the crew, led by producer Jim Deyonker. He explains that Kloofing is "going through water, rocks, upstream, through a canyon to location." That sounds awfully specific. He introduces photographer Anton Robert (pronounced "Ro-bare") and pulls out some wetsuits. The girls look disturbed. Brittany has complete hangover face and admits that she just woke up. Jim says that when she gets in the water, she'll be wide awake. Keenyah's suit is covered in bird poop, which seems appropriate. Naima interviews that Keenyah was complaining that Kloofing has nothing to do with modeling, but Naima said that if you can't drive to a location, you have to get there somehow. And here I always thought that models could fly. The girls hike through tall grasses and swim in a mountain stream. Brittany yells and complains a lot and is freaked out by not being able to see the bottom of the stream they're in. At one point she yells that something is bubbling. "Did you fart?" asks one of the crew. Brittany denies it, though I think we all know what really happened. Kahlen says that Kloofing was an experience.