Next is Diane von Furstenberg, and I have to confess that I do have a bit of a weakness for lovely Diane von Furstenberg dresses. Diane herself sits in a chair in a nonchalant European way and judges the girls. She's like Teresa Heinz Kerry meets Anaïs Nin. I know this is icky, but there's something about her that makes you just know that she gets a lot, even at age ninety-two, or however old she is. She says to Ann, "Just wear the dress and look beautiful and easy." The girls wear the lovely, lovely dresses. So pretty! As Eva walks, Diane says, "When I cast a show, I like girls to have their own...personality, in a sense. And of course they must know how to walk." Norelle interviews that she's proud that she didn't fall. Diane notes that Norelle can't walk, but that "even the real models can't walk." Heh. I think that Diane secretly hates models and thinks that they are far, far beneath her. This is something that we have in common. ["Except for the 'secretly' part, in your case. Hee." -- Wing Chun] Diane asks her wardrobe people if they have anything for Toccara, and then tells them to outfit her in black. And Toccara looks really great in her black wrap dress. Diane interviews, "Toccara, she would be a good model for people who...would want that kind of a girl." E.g., Toccara is fat, and probably not fit for a Diane von Furstenberg show. Second verse, same as the first. ["Which is kind of unfortunate, because wrap dresses are extremely flattering on larger women with big bazooms. I hear. From a friend of mine." -- Wing Chun]