America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Jeff Long: B | 1058 USERS: C+
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Flaw Week!

Jay tells Janice that he wants the girls to interact with the set. They are "just not getting it." He wants Janice to "reach down in their throats" and pull "it" out of them -- "it" being an organic plastic surgeon's office improv, I guess.

First up is Nik. She's going to be wearing really long hair extensions. Janice decides that she wants Nik naked under the extensions, à la Lady Godiva. She looks pretty good while they are shooting. In an interview, Nik says she enjoyed working with Janice and she hopes that her mother won't disapprove of her nudity. (Nik's mom, not Janice's. ["Since Janice's -- probably dead since the nineteenth century -- is long past caring." -- Wing Chun])

Next is Kim. She's supposed to be a breast-augmentation patient. She is holding the silicon packs over her chest. Janice says to Kim that she's annoyed with her because she's not changing her expression. She's right: Kim's not doing anything. However, this is pretty shitty art direction, too. There are much more provocative ways to imply breast implants. Janice tells Kim, "You have not seen diva yet." Fo fum.

America's Next Top Model

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