Last and most, we have Diane. Her procedure is breast reduction. They are going to bind her chest. Diane says in her interview that this is her chance to show her versatility, and prove she can use her body. Instead, she decides to start crying because her boobies hurt. She cannot breathe, she says. Janice ain't having it and calls Jay over when she sees that there is drama. Jay looks annoyed. Janice says in an interview that Diane is insecure. Janice also likens Diane's posing strategy of throwing her head back to the appearance of a horse about to whinny. Ouch. Later, in an interview, Diane says that she thinks she "pulled it through." Hey, success is measured by different things to different people.
Before they leave the shoot, Janice gives them a little parting wisdom: don't stab anybody in the back. She herself rose to the top of her profession, Janice declares, because she was "a sister to [her] next model." I guess all the nice ran out and this is what we are left with. Maybe you could have been a little less nice to Cheryl Tiegs and shared some of that with us, Janice.
Later, Diane is teaching Nik Pilates. Tyra Mail arrives! Coryn reads. "Tomorrow you will meet with the judges. Only eight will continue on with the hope of becoming America's Next Top Model. One of you will be eliminated."
While the girls are having dinner, Lisa is sitting in the other room. We see an interview in which Lisa says that, though she thinks she is doing a good job, she may be sent home. In her own interview, Coryn also expresses concern about her chances. Bre tells Coryn that she thinks she might have done a good job, but isn't saying it: "Whenever I think I did a good job, my pictures be looking crazy." Bre's insecurities are starting to eat at her, she says in an interview.
On the deck, Kim expresses her wishes that the week were done. She's tired of talking about her flaws. At least you don't have big teeth and a big forehead, offers Bre. "No, I'm just big," replies Kim.
It's Panel time. Tyra tells the girls they are looking more like models every week. Coryn looks like a dude. Tyra repeats what the girls will win if they become America's Next Top Model. Everyone has lost perspective at this point. She could be speaking Mandarin Chinese, for all the fuck they give. She presents the judges. Miss J. is wearing that shoulder corsage made of fake roses in different colors. It is truly one of the most stomach-turning concoctions I've seen covering a human. It looks like he sprinted through a funeral on the way to work. And, this man works in fashion. Dear World: A lisp does not mean you have style. Dean and Davis Factor are the guest judges.













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