America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Jeff Long: B | 1058 USERS: C+
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Flaw Week!

Kim is up next. Miss J. says she sounded like Charlie Brown's mom when she was explaining her poses. Her photo is horrible. Miss J. likens her hands to catcher's mitts.

Nigel ridicules Lisa for pointing out all her own flaws. I still think it was a brave move. Her photo is great. Tyra also says that her frames were great and that she made subtle changes from photo to photo.

Coryn looks sad, according to Twiggy. Miss J.'s advice is for her to practice smiling in the mirror. Her photo is pretty, but Tyra remarks that she looks stiff.

Kyle is next. Her photo is freaking smoking. Tyra says she is connecting.

Twiggy commends Jayla for being natural during the fake go-see. They show her booty photo. It looks pretty good. You know, Janice is a pretty good photographer. Nigel says that Jayla can look safe or rock 'n roll.

Nicole is next. Tyra says that Nicole is just relying on being pretty, and that she needs to "push through." That's fairly nebulous advice, huh? Whatever.

Nik looks totally in-control in her photo, according to Twiggy. Nigel says, "I've never seen a girl who looks so hairy look so gorgeous." I'd tell him to shut up if I wasn't still thinking about those modeling shots of his.

The judges tell Bre that she seems a bit melancholy, and she explains that sometimes the panel can "bring a person down." Tyra says that brutal scrutiny with no guarantee of any lasting success is nothing compared to having Joan Rivers say nasty stuff about you on the red carpet. "There are chat rooms on the internet dedicated to the 'I Hate Bre Fan Club,'" says Tyra. Anybody know what she's talking about? ["Seriously -- paranoid much, Tyra?" -- Wing Chun]Bre responds that she is not used to hearing such criticism. Her photo is awesome.

America's Next Top Model

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