The judges deliberate. Everyone loves Nik. Nigel says that Bre looks like a burst balloon. Coryn seems sad. Miss J. says, "The world is still on her back." Well, I personally don't know anyone else who could lift that much. Diane seems insecure. Nigel thinks she has improved. The Factor brothers say she is not a model. Twiggy loves Kim. Nigel thinks she's the odd one out. Nigel thinks it is telling that Lisa was the model chosen to have a facelift in her photo. I remember you saying it was great a little earlier, Nigel. Twiggy says that Nicole would be a working model in Europe. The Factors think she looks dazed and confused. Miss J. wants to give her another chance. Jayla is funny and sweet, according to Twiggy. Tyra thinks Jayla pops, but that it's not a "big pop." It might not be this week, but that sounds like a death sentence to me. Twiggy says that Kyle's is her favorite picture of this bunch. She thinks she looks like the girl next door. "Who are you living next to?" asks Miss J. "Everyone always wants the girl next door," replies Nigel. "I always wanted the boys next door," Miss J. responds, "and had most of them." ...Excuse me a moment, I need to find something to scour my brain to rid if of that image. I hate Miss J.
The girls return. Tyra gives the spiel. I believe there was less pomp and circumstance when Harold Pinter recently received the Nobel Prize in Literature. Kyle gets her photo. Then Jayla. Nik. Lisa. Coryn looks seriously pissed about that one. Nicole is safe. Kim is safe. Coryn ism too. "What was that look?" asks Tyra, though I saw no discernible change in Coryn's face. "I'm happy, of course," she replies. It's down to Bre and Diane. Tyra says that the judges are worried Bre might not be tough enough for the industry. With Diane, they are worried that she is unable to be vivacious. Diane is going home. At the house, she says that it hurts to lose, but that she is learning how to move to "the next level." Goodbye, Diane.
Next week on ANTM: Iman is the guest star! That's going to be so awesome. Tyra will look positively Neanderthalic next to Iman. I'd say her crown qualifies as a sixhead. Otherwise, it looks like more fighting among the girls. I'm guessing some more Coryn/Lisa action is going to go down.
Well, Potes, here's hoping you had a splendid time in Ireland. Thank you for letting me guard your post. You'll be happy to know that Coryn's dingle is still a secret.