America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Death Becomes Her

Meanwhile, Christina comforts a crying Kahlen and picks more bugs off of her back. She tells Kahlen that this shoot is going to be her personal challenge. Christina interviews that she is just trying to comfort Kahlen, because she doesn't want to see her go home over something like this. Kahlen feels tested and is heartbroken. Sad.

As the rain comes down, Tatiana portrays the sin of greed. She finds it difficult to relate because she is not a greedy person. She rolls around in the coffin with lots of fake money. Johann the photographer tells her, "Make love to the money. Just feel it all over you. It's your lover." I just hate this guy. Jay tells her that there's a fine line between kitsch and high fashion, and that he doesn't want it to look like a circus. Johann says that Tatiana could have pushed a bit further. ["Seriously. That would be the easiest sin to act. Or second-easiest, at least." -- Wing Chun] Christina is "lust" ["easiest" -- Wing Chun], and says that while she thinks she's beautiful, she doesn't consider herself an ultra-sexy girl. Though she's a modest one, indeed. She's all decked out in a tart-red bustier and fishnets. She says that she has to get into a different mind frame for the shoot. Jay tells her to sex it up and says, "You want them to adore every part of your body, like, lick between your toes, I mean everything. Hey big boy, wanna come in? Ten bucks a pop!" He then acknowledges that ten bucks is cheap, and that he was flashing back to the days when he was first peddling his wares to lonely oompah-loompahs. Joahnn then says, "Oh yes, it's like a lover caressing you there. Ooooh! Ahhhh! Mmmm! Yeahhhhh!" as Christina poses. I don't know how this shot suddenly became Cinemax After Dark, but what can I tell you. Jay says that this is the first time they got emotion out of Christina, but that it was like pulling teeth. At least she has teeth.

America's Next Top Model

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