America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Death Becomes Her

Brittany, who looks really pretty, goes first. She is taken to a closed room, where she encounters special mystery guest Eve, who is billed as a rapper/actor/designer. She's wearing a fedora. Bernadette tells Brittany that her challenge will be to interview Eve about her new fashion line, Fetish. And now I finally understand what "I rock the Fetish people, you know who I am," means. Until now, whenever I heard Eve guest-rapping on Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl," I always thought that she was big into S&M, and that only those in that community (the "fetish people" she professes to rock) knew that Eve was secretly a big dominatrix or something. Sometimes I read too much into things. Brittany is starstruck by Eve. She is handed a microphone and told that she has five minutes. She absolutely towers over Eve, as does pretty much every other model. Brittany asks Eve what her inspiration for Fetish was, and Eve says that she wore a lot of other designers and thought, "Why not?" And I have to say that Eve is not the most bubbly or forthcoming interviewee. Jann says that Brittany had good energy, but said some variation of "that's wonderful!" after Eve's every answer. Naima is slow and sort of loses her train of thought. Keenyah looks like an Amazon and is on point until she loses it and just starts rambling unintelligibly. Eve clearly has no idea what the hell she's talking about, and Jann covers her face with her eyes.

Michelle seems cool and collected and asks Eve if she's ever felt like giving up. Eve finally comes alive for a second. Kahlen says she's sweating, and Eve tells her that everyone sweats, and not to worry about it. And I know all about that. Or at least I did until my miracle friend Certain Dri came into my life. Kahlen asks Eve if she is dating anyone, which earns her points from Jann. Tatiana fires questions at Eve, who says that she was a really good interviewer. Tatiana says that she feels good, and like she might win. That is the kiss of death. Christina seems very together, and asks Eve who has inspired her. Eve says that Puffy was her greatest inspiration. He's also my greatest inspiration for turning complete lack of talent into millions of dollars. Jann says that Christina's knowledge about Eve and her line was reflected in her questions. Jann says that the winner of the challenge will actually (ding! And Jann actually said "actually" here, and the editors actually put in a "ding!," which is actually quite clever) have their interview featured on Entertainment Tonight. She says that overall she thought the girls were good. And "good" actually (ding!) means "mediocre" here. Christina is the winner, and appears pleased on an icy, unemotional way. Tatiana says that she was disappointed, but she congratulates Christina, who did well and deserves to win. You can tell she doesn't actually mean a word of that.

America's Next Top Model

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