After Tyra leaves, Renee, Cory and Jourdan talk on the porch about how Nina is awesome and Chris is a class A jagoff. He apparently said that Nina isn't there for him (or at least that's how Renee interpreted it), and Renee says that if she had the world's biggest piece of poop she'd shove it in Chris's mouth, given that all that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. And… that's one way to handle the situation. Jourdan adds that every time Chris opens his mouth it's a "poor me" sob story, and says he has two sides. There's the fake side that comes out in front of Tyra, and then the side that is a horrible human being when there's no one around that he cares to impress. Nina comes out and Renee wastes little time in telling her that Chris is not her friend. Apparently Nina consistently defends him to the others, but Renee thinks that Nina needs to defend herself to Chris. Overall, she wants Nina to grow some balls. Nina doesn't want to believe that Chris is that bad, and says that she tends to put faith in people who don't necessarily deserve it. And, I mean… Nina is maybe a little slow. She confessionalizes that she just wants Chris to know that she cares about him, and loves him… as a friend. Get a crush on somebody else! Even Jeremy! There's a point in week eleven where you just need to abandon your savoir complex and let the guy go pop his own zits, you know?
In happier romantic news, Marvin totally HAS FEELINGS for Renee. They snuggle in bed and even kiss in front of Jeremy. Marvin wonders why Renee doesn't like to kiss him as much as he likes to kiss her and she says that she does. You know, he's just a little embarrassing and she's trying to keep it on the low! But that's getting more and more difficult to do since they're now resorting to sharing a bed with Jeremy. The jury is still out on whether Marvin has actually gotten to use that expired condom yet, though. I'm guessing that maybe they've had a "just the tip" moment or two.
And then we are treated to Jeremy telling us in more detail why Chris annoys him. Newsflash: it's because Chris is annoying. Apparently there was some needling of each other based on their relative positions in a parallel line, and Chris also gave Jeremy shit about how he was going to be re-eliminated in the near future. Chris, meanwhile, thinks that Jeremy should be more humble about his status as the eliminated contestant who got to come back. I love how Chris takes pains to make enemies of the people in the house who actually were nice to and/or defended him at some point. Good strategy, bra. Renee comes out to the pool where this discussion is taking place and quizzically asks if they're fighting about who was standing in front of whom. Yes. Yes they are. Cory clutches his pearls and rolls his eyes and wishes he had some popcorn. He loves the lunkhead drama. Jeremy wants to pop Chris, and Chris hopes he does so that Jeremy gets eliminated. All of this makes me miss Phil, who would find a legal way to punch Chris in the nuts right now and then do a backflip.