America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Things that Make You Go Pwn

Laura is up first, and seems to do a fine job flipping over things and whatnot. She does her short and sweet pwn, which involves a high kick. Chrissy and Taylor think that she's fabulous, and Laura of course thinks that she's fabulous as well. As Laura brags about how well she's done, Kristin notes that even though they've been friends since this whole thing began (friends enough to controversially share the Tyra Suite, in case you forgot!), Laura is her biggest competition. So I guess by the next episode she'll try to get Laura to punch her in the face or something. Kristin is up next, and is especially goofy in a rather endearing way. Her pwn is hilarious. Wait, but then Taylor sounds like he calls the little dancing thing a "taunt." Then what is a pwn? Get off my lawn you darned kids, Golden Girls reference, etc. etc.

Yvonne is next, and she complains that this doesn't seem like modeling to her at all. Does any of this seem like modeling to anyone post season 2? Though Yvonne claims that she'll try her hardest, Brittany thinks that she's phoning it in. I imagine that when it's Brittany's turn, the video game will turn into the "It's a jolly holiday with Mary" scene from Mary Poppins, and she'll do a solid job in twirling her parasol. Kiara, Allyssa, and Nastasia all seem to have uneventful shoots, and then it's time for Victoria. She has the grace of a one-legged flamingo, so you can imagine how she does in, like, moving anywhere and doing anything. At one point she looks like an actual frog, and Taylor and Chrissy both admit that they cracked up while watching her. Then there's Brittany, who per usual is uber sincere about everything. Her strategy to win is to show her sweet Disney self. This paradoxically entails grunting a lot. Taylor and Chrissy both think that she embodied the character very well. What do you have to do to embody the character other than jump over an invisible thing and flash your colorful neon crotch?

America's Next Top Model

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