Benny Medina and Co. are all taken aback by Dionne's super-self name of Wholahay. She interviews that it may not sound great, but that it will catch your attention. True enough. Dionne looks gorgeous. Benny asks her what the most difficult thing is about working to become America's Next Top Model. Dionne says that the hardest thing is being away from her daughter, and starts crying. Man! Everyone has a kid this season! What's up with that? Dionne tells us that she trained herself not to think about being away from her baby, and so was caught by surprise when she got so emotional. Benny gives her a handkerchief and tells her not to mess it up, because it's Hermes. Everyone laughs, even though someone is standing over Dionne with a spiked club. ["That's how you can tell a classy person: he makes a point of telling you what brands he buys and then lords it over you." -- Wing Chun]
Meanwhile, Jael once again starts to annoy 50. He tells her that when he wants to see her, he'll put up a smoke signal. Poor Jael will probably come trotting over only to find out that the building is on fire. Jaslene interviews that you can't be all over a celebrity -- you have to have a line of respect. It is kind of true. Learn to read social cues and leave the man alone. Jael tells 50 that her mom's black and her dad's a Jew, which makes her Blewish, and he can't hang with that. Whitney interviews that Jael has a really in-your-face personality, which you can either hate or love. And, as it happens, 50 Cent hates it. He tells Jael that he asked her to leave. When she doesn't get the hint and coyly says, "He maaaad," he totally pushes her in the pool! I thought this kind of stuff only happened to Janice Dickinson. Commercials.
When we return, we get a brief recap of how great the party was, before once more seeing Jael getting pushed into the pool. Dionne says that she deserved it, because she didn't leave that man alone. The irrepressible Jael gets out of the pool and proceeds to attack 50 Cent with her wet body and bottles of SmartWater. 50 once again pushes her in the pool. And then, a strange thing happens. Natasha actually willingly JUMPS IN after Jael. Unless there is blood coming from Jael's head and Natasha is screaming, "Are you okay, are you okay? Call EMS! Call EMS!" as she's jumping in, I really don't get the logic of this move. And neither does Dionne. She interviews, "Natasha was right behind [Jael]. Why the hay-ell do you want to jump in a swimming pool?!? When we're there for business?!?! What...are you THINKin'?!?" Will someone please make me a CD of Dionne's greatest hits? But seriously, Jael and Natasha are idiots. Jael interviews that she didn't really mind getting thrown in the pool. She thinks 50's an okay kind of dude. He loves music, and that's all that matters to her in a human being. I hear Jeffrey Dahmer listened to a lot of Captain and Tennille. I guess he's an okay kind of dude, too. Oh, Jael.