When we return, it's judgin' time! Tyra compliments the girls on their transformations. There are prizes, there are judges. Tyra points out Miss J.'s ever-expanding Afro. He looks like Florence from The Jeffersons. Come to think of it, Florence would make an awesome runway trainer/judge. Tyra also introduces Twiggy as "Twiggles Twiggles Twiggy," to which I say: keep the bedroom talk in the bedroom, you guys. Lionel Deluy is the guest judge, which prompts Tyra to speak with a French accent. I bet she uses that same accent to say "Twiggles Twiggles Twiggy" when she dresses up like a French maid.
The girls get their evaluations. Tyra likes Victoria's new look, but says she can be a little more relaxed when styling it. Victoria pulls out her pocket dictionary to look up the word "relaxed." Miss J. points out Victoria's wrinkly neck in her cactus photo, and Nigel says she looks a bit too posed. Twiggy, this week's M.O.T.O. (Master Of The Obvious), says that it's interesting that Victoria was given a cactus, which is quite prickly. Victoria totally interrupts and says, "Can we get one thing straight? I don't have a prickly disposition." OH! She did not just say, "Can we get one thing straight?" to Twiggy! Twiggy is all, "AU CONTRAIRE Prickles Prickles Prickly." Miss J. says that he felt a prick, and not for the first time. Victoria says that she's not a quiet mouse, which has nothing to do with anything. Nigel tells her to try to take feedback with a little charm, and Tyra hits it on the head when she says that Victoria confuses showing personality with abrasiveness. Her people skills are pretty sketchy. Also, I would LOVE to see her try that little maneuver with Janice.