MONDO EXTRAS

J. visits the girls and announces that Eva is the challenge winner. Eva does a booty dance and yells, "In your tall bitches' face!" The other girls were not happy. Jennipher confronts Eva in the hallway, and there is some yelling. And then, Jennipher pushes Ann. Ann says, "Don't ever touch me again or else you will get knocked out." Jennipher says, "I'd like to see it." At this point, my dad just laughed heartily. Eva confronts Jennipher again. She asks why her reaction to winning the challenge was rude. And at this point, Yaya -- whom nobody has asked for an opinion, mind you -- says, "I didn't think it was rude, I thought it was hilarious." Eva starts to say, "Thank you," but Yaya continues, "Not hilarious in the way that you should say thank you. Hilarious in the way like, 'Oh poor thing, she feels the need to not just feel good about herself but put other people down.'" Yaya, go suck an umeboshi. I can't believe that all of my early hatred was focused so squarely on Amanda. The editors really held out on the asshattishness of Yaya until mid-season. Speaking of which, we get no footage about the crystals. Bastards.

Before the next shoot, Toccara asks J. for some advice on how to make her walk less bouncy in the boob area. He tells her to walk toe-heel, rather than heel-toe. Toccara and Ms. J., as many forum posters have pointed out, should totally be in a road-buddy comedy together, or in the new UPN version of The Odd Couple. They are the cutest. ["I so agree. I bet J. cried when they cut Toccara. He really seems very attached to her." -- Wing Chun]

The girls do a topless shot for Lee Jeans. "Kristi" hates her boobies and is nervous and uncomfortable. "Kristi" says that the confidence and skill to model aren't coming as fast as she would like. Janice and Nigel tell her to fake it until she makes it. Which might be a long while, because she is eliminated.

The girls then go to posing school with Miss Janice Dickinson. At this point, my dad said, "Who is that? That is one scary-looking woman." Janice teaches Yaya how to pose with her hands in her hair and says, "Stick 'em right into that wild hair like you're looking for lice." Ha! More Janice! Janice kicks Jennipher out of a photo and says, "You could do better even in Idaho." She tells the girls to suck in their stomachs at all time. Janice criticizes Kelle, who has been having kind of a rough time of it anyway. Kelle remarks that maybe she's not as cute as she thought she was, which makes me sad all over again.