MONDO EXTRAS

The girls then meet Barney's creative director Simon Doonan, who outfits them in lingerie and poses them in La Perla's storefront. Simon likes Kelle a lot, and says that Jennipher is "a little dull, slash very dull." He tells her that she looks like she's had a Quaalude. Well, if she's following Janice's advice, that would make sense. Kelle wins the competition, and picks Amanda and Toccara to share in her lingerie prize. The other girls have to model the lingerie for them. The three winners sip champagne and watch the others walk in their undies. Kelle had a good time and for that, I am glad. Thank you, Simon Doonan!

Now, for more of what we didn't see. The girls had regular workouts with physical trainer Savvas. Ann says, "Our hot trainer Savvas kicked our ass today." Awww, Ann is attracted to Savvas! She must think that he is a woman! Eva throws up from the stress of the workout. Amanda says that she hasn't worked out since high school. Does being blind preclude physical fitness? Didn't she have that Posture Pete album, at least? I totally had that album. The girls scream that they hate Savvas.

The next day, the girls have a photo shoots on roller skates. Disco music accompanies them. Well, until we get to Amanda. Then, a tender ballad is cued. It goes a little something like this:

Please, don't let this feeling end
It might not come again
And I want to remember
How it feels to touch you.
How I feel so much.
Since I found you.
Looking through the eyes of love.

And then Amanda finds the courage to skate despite her disability, thanks to the love of her boyfriend Robby Benson. But be careful of the roses on the rink! Wait, I think I just teared up a little.

Jennipher was good on skates, but generally sucks. Guest judge LeVar Burton says that Jennipher is a pretty face, but it starts...and stops...there. Jennipher is eliminated, and shows us her horrible bottom teeth. Commercials.

Apparently, so many women living together equals big mess in the house. We're talking dishes in the sink, half-eaten toast, and black bananas. Oh, and a big dish of brownies, with the makings left out on the counter. Cassie, both the perpetrator of the messiness and the baker of the brownies, is widely agreed to be the sloppiest of all. So, to teach her a lesson, Professor Ann writes "clean your shit" in Cassie's brownies, with a knife. But she does so in secret, which, as you may have guessed, is bound to cause controversy. Cassie interrogates everyone, but no one will admit to the evildoing. In the bathroom, Cassie begins to say that she wishes whoever did it would fess up, and Yaya says, "I wish whoever did it...No, I don't wish bad on anybody. Compassion!" Or "compeito" as some might call it. And plus, I call bullshit. Toccara thinks the whole thing is hilarious.