When we return, it is daylight, and Melrose is wearing the same ugly upholstery skirt and a weird slutty crocheted tank top. She looks like a hooker working a day job at Jo-Ann Fabrics. Monique explains to Anchal that, around 11, she wiped "her little thingy" on Melrose's bed. Her little thingy, eh? And here Melrose thought that Monique was playing leapfrog with the bed. Monique, it must be added, is wearing a shirt with the price tag still on. And her bra hanging out. I am not surprised on either count. Anchal interviews that Melrose and Monique are always going at it, and that they're both really immature. The girls are standing in front of the mirror in this order: Monique, Anchal, Melrose. Monique says, as if Melrose isn't there, that if Melrose doesn't bother Monique, Melrose won't have any problems. Melrose notes that everything's a big deal with Monique. She interviews that it's hard to deal with someone who has no respect or compassion for other people, and then tells Michelle that she knows how to defend herself, because she's been attacked by girls many times in her life. Somehow, this does not surprise me. Melrose makes the good point that Monique is doing this because it's the only way she has to get attention, given that her personality sucks. Melrose says that she's not going to make up with Monique, because their rivalry is making Monique compete worse. They're like Evert-Navratilova circa 1982, but much less dykey.