Cleopatra Anchal is next, and Jay tells her that the competition is getting tougher, and the judges will be looking in the photos for who is engaging themselves and who isn't. Anchal says that she can't let her shyness or low self-esteem get in the way of this important photo shoot. She isn't thinking about her weight, and uses the fact that she has boobs to her advantage. Jay notes that Anchal grabbed the bull by the horns. So to speak. Fabio thought that she took direction very well, was very sexy, and was totally believable. Good job, Anchal! Now stop whining please.

Eugena the secret lover is next. Jay asks her if she ever has really been a secret lover, and she says she has. She was trying so hard to hide the way she felt. Because she (and her secret lover) both belonged to someone else, but they couldn't let go. Because what they felt, was oh so real. So real. So real. [Bridge.] And speaking of that song, is there a better lyric out there than, "In the middle of making love we notice the time?" Like, what a buzzkill that would be. Jay wants Eugena to hussy it up a little, and also to have a neck. He says that she was working on a three-quarter tank of gas, and needed to step it up.

Next is Jaeda being bitten by a vampire. Jay tells her not to hang there limp, and Jaeda voices over that she needs to get going in the competition. Suddenly there is energetic music, which I guess means that she started doing better.

Some of the girls hang out with Fabio, and note that he probably has girls at his house all the time. He jokes that no, he's a virgin. Brooke says that she is too, and Fabio says, "There's still a virgin in Texas?" Oh, the irrepressible Fabio! The virginal Texan is next. Brooke says that she's pretty nervous, perhaps because she's kneeling and clutching Fabio's leg, and is in close proximity to Little Fabio. That would be enough to scare any girl who has not yet been ravaged by the love of a man with thighs the size of tree trunks. Brooke says that it's hard, because she's growing up and is being forced into adulthood. God, it's not like Jay asked her to give Fabio a hand job. Jay tells her that her face is looking like Chunksville. What does that mean? I don't think I'd want to live in Chunksville. Fabio notes with some kindness that Brooke is inexperienced and young, so you have to give her some time.