America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The girls return. There are four of them, and three photos. We're on the road to the final three! Oh, who will it be. Well, I'm sad to report that it will definitely be Melrose. She gets her photo first, and Caridee appears to mouth "Fuck me." Classy. Tyra tells Melrose to take down the veneer and show the real her. Plagues of locusts, that. Then Eugena gets called. Wow! Who knew, huh? This, of course, leaves Caridee and Amanda in the final two. And I have to say, that's something of a surprise. Amanda has an edgy, high-fashion look that excites the judges, and her pictures have been beautiful. But awkward. Also, Amanda totally lacks a personality. It's the truth. And then there's Caridee, who has a bubbling personality that sometimes spills and floods. Like, um, a flood. But is she too frail to handle the harsh elements that come along with modeling? So who goes home? It's Amanda. Booooooooo! I really thought one or both of the twins would be in the final two. I apparently lack the gift of prophecy.

Amanda is sad. She says that it's hard when something good ends, and that this was definitely something good for her. It was a lot of fun, and something she won't forget. It's something that can't ever happen again. She's sad to go home and just have regular days ahead of her. She says that she wanted this more than her sister did, and that it's hard to leave. It's kind of like she's breaking up with Top Model, she says. And in this case, she's the dumpee. And as a lot of us can attest, that pretty much feels like shit, especially when your beloved is throwing you over for Fucking Melrose.

Next week: FINALE!

America's Next Top Model

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