Meanwhile, nice job, aforementioned "photo producers of the shoot," whose big job in "creating ads" meant "adding numerous background shadows of each of the girls' limbs in a mock-up for the third sequel of Charlie's Angels we all hope they never quiiiiiite get around to making."

Shandon't is next down the walk, and J. correctly categorizes the experience as akin to My Left Foot. Except if that were true, then at least she'd be talented enough to paint! "I like everything other than the face," Nigel tells Shandi about the photo she was so excited to design for herself. And she does look really bad. They choose another photo for her in profile that really works for her. It certainly doesn't bode well with the "it's all about the face" problem she's going to be battling.

April. Who? Exactly. "The posey-wosey at the end of the runway really repulsed me," Janice snarks. Her photo works really well, but she's not showing her face at all, which Tyra thinks is a problem. See all lines from last week about how it’s going to help sell contact lenses.

Heather leads with her chin, and her picture is still too Catie 2.0 for her really to set herself apart.

Sara is such a throwback to the Pzaz-ish, Bedazzled '80s it's not even funny. Which is why it's awesome that she ended up in tacky white Steve Madden boots and tight-as-hell jeans that make you want to scream, "Ah, Antonovich!" It looks awesome.

Merecedes gets an "absolutely fabulous" for her walk, but her photo is really bad. She has a tiny, tiny head.

Jenascia is reminded that she's short. "Are you kidding me with that walk?" Janice asks. "If you think tall, you will be tall." She also picked the wrong photo.