America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

Episode Report Card
Potes: A- | 557 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
I Just Called To Say "I Hate You"

Queen and Roxanna give everyone compliments, but award the victory to Eugena, probably because she is the only one who used any damn makeup, and despite the fact that her skin is terrible. Maybe the Queen was just feeling charitable and thought Eugena could most use the lifetime supply of Cover Girl foundation that is part of the prize. Eugena gets to pick two friends to share in her prize, and chooses Caridee and Jaeda. They will get to take a photo that will be on the Cover Girl website, in an insanely airbrushed format. On the ride home, Monique is pissed. Megan plans to avoid her for the rest of the day.

When they get home, Monique heads straight for the phone. As she's entering the phone room, Melrose asks her how long she's going to be on the phone. Monique does not answer and slams the door; she then bitches on the phone to her mother that the other girls got to meet Queen Latifah. Melrose interviews that she really needed to get on the phone to talk with her landlord about getting her deposit back. $1,000 is at stake! A caption tells us that Monique has been on the phone for forty minutes. The door to the phone room is glass, and Melrose gestures that she'd like to use the phone for five minutes. There is no response from Monique. A caption then tells us that Monique has been on the phone for one hour and twenty-three minutes. Jesus. Monique complains to her mother about the "raggedy, untalented models" who got to the competition and suddenly think they're the stuff. Raggedy, Untalented Model is the name of Monique's autobiography.

America's Next Top Model

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP