And then there's Dionne. She interviews that she has to portray Sarah kissing Kim in the limo. Oh, remember the season of rampant lesbianism? That was a good time, too! Or at least, it was to some people. In the words of Dionne, "And I'm like, 'Hold up. I'm not no fucking lesbo.'" And see, this is where I thought Dionne and I might start to have some problems. Dionne tells Jay that she thinks she's going to have problems with this one. He asks why, and she says that Kim was really boyish and dorky-like. On cue, Kim walks out. She takes being called boyish and dorky-like all in stride, which is really a lesson to lesbians everywhere. Dionne is all, "Hi, nice to meet you," and shakes Kim's hand. Kim says that she's going to have to get a lot closer than that, and Dionne gives her a hug. She then interviews that a hug is okay, but that she's not down with "that kissing shit." She says that she doesn't even kiss her own damn boyfriend. How convenient that a stork delivered Ta'Kya so she would never have to!
Dionne and Kim get into a limo. Dionne says that it's crazy and uncomfortable. Jay tells her that he's asking her to play a character, and he's not actually asking her to kiss Kim. He interviews that this is when his job gets really difficult, because Dionne clearly wasn't comfortable portraying a lesbian. But then, things get a little steamy. Kim and Dionne have their faces close together, and at one point, Kim puts her hand on Dionne's thigh. Dionne then puts a hand on Kim's back, and has to stop because she's giggling. Jay asks why she's giggling, and she says, "'Cause I'm actually enjoying this." Kim needs to take a tour of the Bible belt before the next election, man. Her powers are unbelievable. And, I mean, she does look hot. Dionne interviews that she has no idea why she's so excited to be that close to a woman. It's called breaking the chains of cultural repression, fool. Dionne interviews that it was cool and she enjoyed it. So, quite happily, Dionne and I are back on good terms, and will soon be summering on Fire Island. We'll sail there on our boat, the Whola-gay.