Back at home, there is Tyra Mail. A bitch is going home. Whitney says that she's been in the bottom two for two weeks in a row, and though she made it through, the pressure is on big-time. Jaslene, Whitney, and Jael sit by the pool, and Jaslene says that, at this point, there's no excuse for not being on top of your game. Jael says that it would be dope if they were the last three. It would also be dope if I were spooning a unicorn right now; however, it seems similarly unlikely. Jael says that she doesn't think the judges get her, because she's complicated and wild and crazy and free. I think it's less that than the fact that she's completely unintelligible, but maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt. Jaslene says that she doesn't want to be one of the girls who started so strong but then fell. Well, she already is, so too bad. And with that, we head to commercials.

We return to Panel. Unfortunately, there is not a corresponding photo of perhaps the greatest and most scandalous ANTM moment of all time -- Tyra screaming at Tiffany. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR THAT MOMENT! Tyra, meanwhile, looks like she should be behind a glass booth in Coney Island, spitting out a small card with your fortune on it when you feed her fifty cents. Is she becoming a Scientologist or something? In any case, there are prizes; there are judges. Matthew Jordan Smith is the guest judge.

Tyra shares the premise of the shoot. She says that the photos have a comic-book style this week because, as we know, Top Model can be comical at times. Those times being from 8-9 PM EST on Wednesday nights. I mean, is she for real?

Whitney is up first. Nigel says that, as theatrical as Whitney is, he doesn't see her passion in the picture. Twiggy agrees. Matthew says that when she walked out in front of the judges, she showed passion and energy, but that he didn't see that during the shoot at all. Tyra asks Whitney why she thinks she loses it on set, and Whitney says that she thought she brought energy to the photos, and that it's too bad that it didn't come across. Tyra says that Whitney did a good job with her expression, but just didn't look like a model. Ho hum.

Next up is Brittany. Twiggy thinks her photo is great. Nigel says that she looks gorgeous in between Michelle and Amanda, both of whom photograph extremely well. For Brittany to stand out is impressive. Tyra says that one of the reasons the twins stuck around so long is that they have an awkwardness that works in the fashion world. Brittany posed to match that awkwardness. Yeah, because she isn't normally awkward in the slightest.