America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who's Not No Fucking Lesbo

Renee has Troy walk down the runway in their house. She says that Ms. J. would have his head on a platter for that walk. For real, the kid walks like he has no knees. Renee interviews that Troy is the light of her life, and gives a heartfelt thanks to Tyra for this prize. She must also be happy that her husband got to see a real live house, where people who aren't maybe-homeless live. I am glad that two of the girls with kids got the family visit, and not only because I like to see other people's babies and think how my theoretical babies are going to kick their ass in the cuteness department. Meanwhile, Dionne is redoing her daughter's hair. Poor Ta'Kya looks like either Kid or Play. I'm sure that's not how she wanted her feature television debut to end up. Once Dionne puts in a couple of braids it looks better, though. Dionne says that seeing her daughter has made her feel better, and given her inspiration.

However, there is a flip side to all this joy. Natasha watches Renee hold Troy, and says that when she sees a mother and child, she starts to cry. She interviews that she was really happy for Renee and Dionne, but at the same time, she was missing her baby. She understood that they got to see their kids because of the challenge win, but at the same time, she couldn't deal with her emotions. She calls Stuart and bawls. She says that she thought she would see Angelina too, so when the folks showed up at the door, she went running out looking for her baby. Oh, that is pretty sad. Stuart is just like, "Uh...sorry." When you order something from a catalogue and then it turns up at your door and starts to have feelings, it can be pretty tough to deal with, I guess. Dionne tells us that the hardest thing was saying goodbye to her baby, but that she's there to do a job and win the competition, so she just has to get over it. Renee kisses Jason and Troy goodbye while wearing yet another headscarf. She tells us that this was the happiest day of her life. Even happier than the day everyone told you how much and exactly why you suck? I have a hard time believing that!

The next day there is Tyra Mail. "Are you ready to be spooked by the ghosts of the past?" No one knows what this means. Meanwhile, Natasha looks like hell. She says that she hasn't slept all night because she was thinking about her baby. She thinks the whole day is going to be bad. Ruh roh!

America's Next Top Model

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