America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Potes: A | 590 USERS: C+
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No, No, Nnenna

Nigel thought that Danielle was the best in terms of spunk and personality. Twiggy agrees that she sold it. Tyra likes that Danielle talked about the gap, and asks to see the reduced version. Tyra likes it. Danielle's photo is effortless, according to Miss J., and Tyra says that it's hard to be upside down and sexy, and that Danielle accomplished that. The photographer loved her, and thought she was elegant. Kudos all around.

Twiggy says that Sara's greatest asset is her voice, but to say, "I'm intelligent" to a journalist is like waving a red flag to a bull. Nigel likes Sara's face in the photo even though her arms were a bit awkward. Tyra notes that when Sara's face is on, it's on, but it's not on often enough in her film.

Tyra says that Furonda seemed very unsure, and Twiggy says that she seemed very confused. Miss J. asks what invitation Furonda got that the rest of those present didn't, referring to the fact that she's wearing a really cheap-looking black sequined cocktail dress that accentuates her bony chest. Furonda says that it's a celebration, because they're in Thailand. Tyra agrees that it's too dressy, and Nigel says that she didn't get the jeans memo. Furonda's photo looks striking in the wide and close-up. However, Tyra says that her other film is horrible. Furonda says that her "womanly space" was in excruciating pain. My conflicted feelings of amusement at the term "womanly space" and horror at actually being forced to think about Furonda's particular womanly space leads us to commercials.

Meanwhile, Joanie is the Cover Girl Of The Week. Beaver County, represent!

The judges deliberate. Sara has to get over her intelligence. Twiggy says that Sara's insecure in every other way, so she feels like has to blind the judges with her brains. Tyra says that she thinks Sara is trying and is improving. Twiggy has to give it to Jade for taking a great photo. Tyra says that her photo looks sweet in the face, but that Jade is Jade, and always will be. Nigel notes that Jade said not to judge a book by its cover, but sometimes the cover is more interesting than the contents. Twiggy loves Furonda's photograph, even though Furonda was confused by the challenge. Miss J. enjoys Furonda, but Nigel is not feeling her. Twiggy says that Joanie's photo is her favorite, and Miss J. agrees that it's gorgeous. Nigel says that he's not convinced about Joanie in person, but Twiggy says that she's had consistently good photographs. Danielle is picking up her game and is the one to watch, according to Nigel. Twiggy agrees that she's radiant. Miss J. says that she's a bit country. Twiggy likes that, and Tyra says that it's okay as long as you know how to turn it off. She doesn't think Danielle knows how to turn it off, but Twiggy says she can learn. Nnenna needs to raise the bar, according to Nigel. Twiggy agrees that Nnenna is sinking fast. Miss J. hears crickets chirping when he sees Nnenna. Tyra says that she thinks the judges can't handle Nnenna and that she intimidates them. Twiggy says that Jade frightens her, and implores the others not to leave her alone in a room with Jade. I heard that if you're alone in a room with Jade, your IQ automatically lowers by ten points.

America's Next Top Model

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