Brooke is good at exuding sex appeal devoid of sleaziness. She is also a bit more fully clothed than the others.
Jade says that she didn't feel beautiful because of her makeup, so she really just stood there in a bathing suit "half-ass naked." From what we've seen, half-ass naked is her niche, so I don't know why she's complaining. Jay says that Jade was the epitome of an ice princess.
Jade once again gets nasty and says she wants to see Miss Furonda the Diva pose. Furonda the Honda. Furonda the transponda. Like, what do you rhyme with "Furonda"? Furonda ostensibly does a good job, or at least better than the last photo shoot. She still looks kind of funky, but she has proven herself to be such a worthy NOJ (nemesis of Jade) that a bit of not-so-ugly might have steeped into her face.
Back at the Disembodied Lodge, there is more Tyra Mail. One unlucky lady will be going home. Furonda says that she knows it's possible for her, or anyone, to be going home. But please let it not be her or Jade. I want them to be together long enough to come to blows! Commercials.
It is time for judging! Tyra commends the girls on their makeovers, which they technically had nothing to do with. There are prizes, there are judges. Nigel tells the girls that they look beautiful. J. Alexander points to his t-shirt, which reads "12." A gimmick in search of a gimmick is always so sad. Stupid Rachel Zoe is the guest judge. Tyra tells the girls that, this week, they learned how to shoot a magazine cover. She adds that a cover model must make a connection with a person walking by the newsstand and get that person to buy the magazine. And what better way to sell the magazine, Tyra says, than by showing some ass? Er, she actually says, "Than by putting your name on that cover." And it is true that if I saw "FURONDA" written in large font on the cover of Vogue, I might at least take a flip through.
Danielle is first. Her new weave looks ratty as hell. Her legs are spread wide in the photo. Nigel says that she has a commanding presence, but that her hair looks like shit.
Kari is next, and her photo is amazing. It looks nothing like her. Tyra commends her for her willingness to try ugly moves, which can be cropped into non-ugly moves. There's a life lesson for you.
Leslie looks a little too Maxim for the judges.
Mollie Sue is Tyra's fantasy girl with her short hair, but Ms. J. tells her that, being one of the shorter girls, she should never come to judging without heels. Mollie Sue looks edgy and masculine in her cover, which is a good thing.