Jade sits in the hallway outside the phone room, along with Furonda and Mollie Sue. She once again complains that she hasn't used the phone recently. She interviews that she doesn't know who she is right now -- that she's lost, and she needs balance. Hmmm, sounds suspiciously like an identity crisis. You stupid bitch. See? It just fits. Jade then tells Furonda and Mollie Sue that she thinks she is the undiscovered supermodel. She says that she grew up in New York, "the belly of the beast." Then, the best thing happens. Furonda, who is once again wearing her fluffy tiara, starts laughing. And then Mollie Sue starts laughing. They are full-on laughing at Jade right in front of her face. You can imagine how well this goes over. Quick cut to Jade standing in front of the giant "ANTM" hanging on the wall and saying, "This is not America's Next Top Best Friend." Gina's all, "But I'm pretty sure 'best friend' starts with a t!" Joanie stands in her doorway and laughs. Jade says that she has everything it takes to be the next top model. You know, except for the looks, age, and personality. Then, the quote of the evening. From Jade, of course, in an interview: "I know I'm a threat. I'm a strong-ass woman. I'm a souljah sister. Recognize." At this point even Sister Souljah has a Sister Souljah moment and is all, "That bitch got nothin' to do with me."