Tyra asks the two girls if the wait was difficult. No, no. I'm sure it was very pleasant. Tyra directs their attention to a television screen that had previously showed them on a runway, them at a photo shoot, them naked with another girl while April makes weird, naked demands. Tyra tells them that if they stare long enough at the screen, they will quite soon discover who will be America's Next Top Model. Don't they have to keep saying "bloody Mary bloody Mary bloody Mary" over and over and over again, too? Tyra once more takes the time to offer her Across The Span Of Time retrospective, telling Yoanna that she was weird and quirky at first, but that a face like hers doesn't come along that often. Mercedes was commercial! And now she's not commercial! And America's Next Top Model is...Yoanna! She cries and they hug, Tyra stepping out to offer her hugs as well, just as a Tyra voice-over authoritatively tells us, "Yoanna's about to rock your world!" Mercedes briefly cries that it didn't work out, but that this is about the winner. Who is suddenly southern! She tells us in a final confessional, "Never was a cheerleader, never made the squad!" But now she's America's Next Top Model and it's all very exciting. And me? Well, then there's me. Me, I'm going to pick up a big bag of Rollitos and I'm off to the movies. And I'm going with my girl Lauren.