Cassie says that Ann doesn't know how to be independent and confident on her own, and that this will show in her photos. Ann has been crying the whole time, and finally Eva sheds one tiny tear and plays a minuet on the world's tiniest violin. Ann mistakes this for affection and gives Eva a bear hug. The unfortunate thing about all of this for Ann (besides the fact that it confirms that she is batshit crazy and sapphically inclined) is that this is totally a defining moment. No one is going to buy that confident and intimidating façade anymore. She has officially blown her wad.

The girls have a day of sightseeing. Kelle acts as tour guide. She points out Christie's, where she claims to work. She shows them the Fifth Avenue stores, including Gucci. Eva says that Kelle is clearly an only child. Kelle says that in her house, she has her own floor. Toccara says that her description of Kelle would be "a preppy, stuck up white person." On behalf white people, I take offense. Toccara says that she doesn't even have a bedroom. Jennipher interviews that everyone is getting a little sick of Kelle. In the van, Kelle continues to be annoying. Even Norelle finds her tedious, which, in my opinion, is quite an accomplishment.

Back at the house, the girls unknowingly partake in a T-Mobile ad. They discover that they are having a mysterious special dinner at their pad. And who is their mysterious special guest? A superior life form from planet XR2K-1 here to show them that the secret for true beauty can be found only in a head that is pulled like taffy! Oh, wait, it's just Tyra. The girls act excited anyway. Tyra sits the girls down for a chat. She is wearing a purple shirt with her red hair against the red wall and lit by a red lamp, and seriously, I keep waiting for the little man behind the curtain to be revealed. She looks like a big scary talking head. Like a hologram of a head, even.