America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Along Came A Spider

They return in their gear. Nicole is first. She's wearing the leather hat with the tiara on top, along with ripped jeans, a skull-and-crossbones tanktop, and a spiked dog collar. I am amazed that she had all those things in her wardrobe. Nigel is scared of her, and Grimley says that her look is too fantasy, and not fashion. Ann is all, "Believe you me, dykes on bikes are a total reality." The judges ooh and ahh over Nicole's photo, although Grimley says that it looks more like an album cover. The judges are unimpressed with Toccara's simple jeans and white tank top with the cowboy hat. Janice is surprised that she didn't come out all, "Yeee haw! I'm Toccara!" Toccara is really subdued in reaction to the judges' comments. Janice says that, in her photo, the tarantula is taking over the photo and the jewelry and that it looks like "a big hairy mole. A tarantula mole." ["Shut up, chicks with dicks." -- Harry T. Rantula] Nolé says that it's a great shot for the spider. ["Yes!" -- Harry T. Rantula] Janice asks Toccara how she felt with a live spider on her face. Toccara says calmly that it was a great experience. Janice screams, "That's it? Who are you? Pull it out! What the hell happened?" Tyra notes that something's weird, and that Toccara seems to have checked out. Nigel tells her to re-install her personality chip. Hmm. Toccara totally knows she's out, doesn't she?

The judges like Amanda's outfit, which complements the '40s veil feather hat. Nigel says she looks like Annie Lennox, and I wish they would stop taking Annie Lennox's name in vain. The judges don't love Amanda's photo at all. They say that she's stiff, and that it looks old-fashioned. I don't know, I actually think it's kind of pretty. (I know, I know. What's happening to me?)

America's Next Top Model

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