The judges have reached a decision. There are five girls, and four photos, and Jade quickly does the math in her head and figures out that everyone gets two and a half. Joanie, Sara, and Danielle are safe. This, of course, leaves Jade and Furonda in the final two. Furonda has a great personality, but doesn't quite "get it." Jade is a stupid whore, as usual. Tyra says that Jade marches to her own drum, but if she knew everything she'd be a supermodel already. And she obviously isn't. And then Tyra says, in a really disparaging way, "And Furonda...we don't know what you're marching to." Ouch. In the end, Jade gets a photo. It is kind of sad, but I have stopped caring a little bit, too. Tyra tells Jade that she has potential, and not to be her own worst enemy. Furonda goes and hugs the other girls, then sashays the hell out of the judging room, to the delight of everyone. Work it, bitch!

At home, Furonda wears her Fluffy Tiara of Truth. She says that she does march to the beat of her own drum, but doesn't consider that a negative. Of course she is surprised to be going home, she says, and adds that the judges must have lost their heads. She feels good that she made it to the final five, because she's been on the chopping block for a while. Furonda's happy with her progress and sheds no tears as she leaves, which makes it easier for us to lack emotion, as well.

Next time: The girls wear weird anime animal heads, and there is a swimsuit shoot. Meanwhile, Joanie questions Sara's commitment to the competition, and says she feels like a bitch. Sometimes that happens when you are being a bitch. Or so I've heard.