Patravadi teaches the girls the motion for anger, which involves placing your palm against the side of your jaw and then moving it sharply down while yelling, "Ugh!" in a vaguely sexual manner. We get a montage of this, which confirms my suspicion that Patravadi is a wildcat in bed. She shows the girls -- who are wearing Thai Hammer pants -- how to walk slowly in a method where your knees are bent quite a bit. Then they shuffle around in the little steps. A blurry camera reinforces to us that Danielle is not feeling well, and she tells us that things are getting faint to her and it feels like she's having an out-of-body experience. Welcome to being Jade. Patravadi says that the girls have learned a lot and she will give them time to practice. She tells them to be creative and beautiful, but not arrogant. Jade is all, "Oh no, not me!" Joanie interviews that Danielle has been woozy all day, and that because Danielle is so strong, it's particularly troubling to see her feeling so unwell. Danielle sits with her head in her hands, and Jade tells her that you've got to have fun with the Thai dance. The girls go to lunch, and Danielle starts to suspect that she might have a genuine, bona fide "illsness."
At lunch, Joanie says that she respects each and every one of the other girls for what they believe in. She adds, "Okay, Jade?" Jade is all, "Moi? Quoi?" Jade says that she knows what Joanie thinks of her. Joanie says that Jade is always defensive, and Jade rushes in with, "No I'm not!" Nice. Jade asks to who(m) ("m" added by me), and Joanie says to everybody. You can barely hear Joanie, however, because Jade keeps saying, "No I'm not," and, "Lies!" over her. Joanie says that Jade should listen to herself. God knows we've had to listen to her for long enough, and she deserves a taste of her own medicine. Furonda stays out of it and practices her dance moves. Jade interviews that Joanie is trying to corrupt things for her. Joanie says again that Jade is defensive, and Jade tries a glass of "Why are you getting so upset?" with a "You're just jealous" chaser. Joanie calmly says that she's not getting upset. Really, she's not. Furonda interviews that when Jade and Joanie get to arguing, it sounds like, "Wah wah wah wah" to her, and she tries to tune them out. Jade and Joanie continue to argue, and the "Wah wah wah wah" is surprisingly accurate. Joanie asks Jade if she doesn't think she needs to change, and Jade finally says, "Are you Tyra?" Joanie interviews that she doesn't think Jade respects her at all, and adds, "Even when I sit next to her, all I smell is just...bitch." Awesome.