Jade is next. She says that Danielle is a little ill, but when you model and travel you have to do well on shoots no matter what. Jade is ready to rock. She is ready to rock you with her stupidity, as well, as she says that she'll never forget shooting on the elephant, which reminds her of an ancient dinosaur. She adds, "'Cause they are in the dinosaur family." Yes, and birds are blind. And my cat, Miss Itty, pees apple juice. Is there some sort of National Geographic For Dummmies that we could buy from a charity drive, and then send in bulk to the show? Jade does not do a spectacular job and has trouble taking Jay's direction. Jay tells her that she's thinking about it too much, and notes that Jade becomes instantly stiff when he gives direction, and perhaps thinks it's a critique. Joanie agrees that Jade was stiff and looked uncomfortable with what she was doing. Sutan, the makeup artist, lies to Jade that she did well. Never trust a man who dresses like Tyra Banks, mostly because it means he shops at Victoria's Secret.

Furonda is next, and interviews that the photo shoot is her chance to prove herself again. She looks totally loony as soon as she starts posing. Jay is not impressed, and tells Furonda to give him something direct and pretty. Jade interviews that Furonda is one of the weakest links. Jay says that Furonda's last shot was genius, and that when she gets it, she's gold. Unfortunately, the other 99\% of the time can't be ignored.

Joanie is next. She says that she wants to focus on doing the best poses. She has the idea of posing on the elephant's leg. She looks totally at ease, and Jay is impressed that she tried something new. Joanie then crawls up on the elephant's back and almost falls off. She reaches out her hand, and the elephant reaches back its trunk, and it's so awesome that it makes me want to give the elephant a big hug and then spoon it. Elephant, call me! Jade looks pissed, and once again interviews that she doesn't pay much attention to Joanie, because Joanie's not on her level. Jay says that Joanie has some magic with the elephant. She really does. She scratches the elephant's neck, and I wish it was me! Scratching the elephant's neck that is, though, Lord knows, I am not opposed to anyone who wants to scratch my head or neck either.