America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Tyra Mail! "Are your feet as heavy as your luggage? Find out tomorrow at 8:30." The girls go to a shoot where they encounter Jay Manuel looking even more ridiculous than usual in a skintight Cheetah shirt that somehow still pales in comparison to the construction-cone orange of his face. Cheetahs all over the world say, "I don't really think that Jay is cheetah. I just don't see that in him." He tells the girls that though they are on an ostrich farm, they will sadly not be riding ostriches. Rather, they're doing a '40s-inspired theme for Caress Silky Sensations Body Wash. The girls are to be portraying the "aristocratic women on vacation in Africa," who I am sure never left their Caress Body Wash behind. Also, so much for cultural sensitivity. He tells them that they're going to have African drummers and will be tested in part on how well they can dance and move and make it appear believable and beautiful in a photograph. Jay says that each girl normally gets seventy frames, and that, as the winner of the competition, Naima will get an extra thirty. Brittany interviews that Naima -- who is a great dancer and will probably get it on the first shot -- doesn't need the extra frames. Jay says that Kahlen, who has no extra frames, will have to work the hardest.

Jay introduces their photographer, Johan Wilke, who is being played by Jack Black. Jay then throws in yet another twist, which is that the girls will be dancing with three hot guys. Out walk said hot guys, who are coincidentally shirtless and will soon be wearing loincloths. Kahlen looks embarrassed because they have men in Oklahoma, but nothing like this. The male models are named Lee-Roy, Bertini, and Mark. We see head shots of each of them, and they're moderately to very attractive. While in hair and makeup, Bertini asks the girls if they have been clubbing in Cape Town. When they say no, he asks if they want to go out. You can tell right away that he's a sleaze, and that Shandi probably would have nailed him. Brittany says that they want to go out, and Naima adds that it will be fun to have dinner with the guys because the girls don't get a lot of interaction with other people. And if you had to spend all day with those four, you'd probably lower your standards and go out with Bertini too. Bertini introduces himself officially to Keenyah by saying, "Bertini...it's easy. It's kind of a cool name." And if you think that's cool, you should meet his roommate slash secret gay lover Ernietini. She says that she likes it and he adds, "Don't you?" What a tool. Keenyah notes that Bertini is very flirtatious, and was trying to get her number and take her picture on his camera phone. She says that it was very awkward, and kind of gives him the brush off.

America's Next Top Model

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