Anchal says that she's super-excited to get out there and show her flexible stuff. Bao fixes a scarf on Melrose and tells her to look as if she naturally knows she's the most amazing, beautiful thing in the world. That should be hard. Melrose tells us that Bao wants her to look like a "fanticiful fairy" who is nice and sweet, but also a complete diva bitch. Melrose is like, "Add an IQ of 85 and you've got your girl. Fanticiful!"

The guests file in, and the girls get up on their little round pedestals and pose. They have to hold poses for a while so that they look like statues. Brooke says that her muscles were shaking like a bowl of Jello. Caridee says that you had to step out of the box. Michelle says that a bird in the hand is worth three bitches in a bush. Speaking of Michelle, she's having a bit of a hard time keeping her balance. Eugena says that as soon as she got there, she just started to go with it and pose in a manner that complimented her body shape. Bao says that Eugena was very inspiring, and that the audience loved her. Melrose thinks that she can win the challenge, because as always, she thinks she's the best. Bao tells us that Jaeda has a very strong build and could have softened her face a little bit. In other words, stop being such a man, Stan. Megg says that she was playing it safe, because she didn't want to lift up a leg and fall. I would have loved to have been in the audience for this one, because the girls posing in their romantic-style clothes all look totally ridiculous. It's like if Virginia Woolf posed for Maxim. There are lots of legs up in the air and petticoats.

Bao announces that Eugena is the winner, and that she gets to keep all of the jewelry. Eugena says that she didn't have any jewelry when she got there, because there are no nice jewelers in Palmdale. But now, she smiles, she has $32,000 worth. I have to say, ever since she stopped being Monique's bitch, Eugena seems a lot cooler. Melrose tells the other girls that she wished she could have had a little more smile. Caridee says that she didn't smile at all, and Melrose does the old Tyra standard: "These are two very different faces. See this...and this [exact same face]." Caridee kind of rolls her eyes. Melrose goes on and on. Megg interviews that she often gets to the point where she just wants Melrose to shut up. You and the world both, Twisted Sister. Megg's hair is a mess in her interview, but she is otherwise totally adorable. A.J. says that Melrose likes to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, and that nobody likes to hear her voice. She adds that a lot of the girls would like to have Melrose gone. Commercials.