In other news, you may not have heard anything about this yet, but Victoria doesn't eat, and is growing continually more skeletal. It remains a source of concern for just about everyone except Victoria, who is more focused on being really, really weird as a competitive strategy. There's no weirdness that she won't resort to, she says, and we see this in action as she goes on set and tells Johnny and Douglas -- in character -- that she just lost her virginity and is freaking out and has to take a pregnancy test. As befits a student of Liberty University, Victoria obviously has no idea about the details of conception or when a person should use a pregnancy test versus Plan B. Johnny tells us that Victoria is a character, and sometimes in fact it's TOO much. She screams that she can't be pregnant and can't get an abortion, and soon Douglas tells her that they got the shot, I think just to get her out of there. Victoria leaves, still in character, and Douglas tells Johnny that this was a real experience for him.

Next up is Kristin, who gets to drink-slash-pour a whole bunch of milk over herself for her shoot. Johnny tells us that Kristin was trooper, and was a good sport even when she was choking on the milk or it was going up her nose. Of course she's secretly pissed and proceeds to go backstage and complain endlessly. At least she has learned to stifle her stankness when she's on set. Kiara thinks that Kristin should be appreciative that someone is even asking her to pour milk all over herself for a fleeting chance at notoriety. To her credit, Kiara embraces her dumpster-diving set with genuine enthusiasm. She tells us that the whole thing hit a little close to home, since at one point in her life she would in fact find clothing in dumpsters. Kiara was also homeless at one point, and says that her life has been filled with garbage that she can't control. Johnny notes that Kiara is a real competitor and practically jumped in the dumpster. He says that he saw a model in her today. Kiara, meanwhile, is happy about how her life has evolved and appreciates all the opportunities that are being presented to her. She would have poured an extra gallon of milk on herself just for kicks! Even better if it's spoiled!