America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Coryn's Got A Secret

Jayla, with her controversial secret, is next. In her interview, she says that Secret is the first deodorant she's used that actually prevents her from sweating. I know another sweaty bastard when I see one, and so I call bullshit. Twiggy commends her use of the brand name. The judges, with the exception of Nigel, love her photo, despite the fact that she looks totally cross-eyed. Nigel says there's something about the face that isn't connecting for him, and that he doesn't believe in her enough, or feel one way or the other. Nik remains impassive.

Next is Coryn, whom the guest judge calls sad. And she is. After watching her interview, Nigel patronizes, "Have you ever seen an interview with a famous person or a star or celebrity with that sort of melancholy? No." The judges agree that she nailed her photo, though.

Kyle overacts terribly in her commercial, and her secret is that she loves to sing and dance in front of the mirror. Twiggy mocks her. Bill says that, in a real environment, they would have pulled her back a bit. Her interview gets kudos from Tyra, but her photo doesn't wow the judges, with the exception of The Twig, who thinks it's beautiful.

Bre is next. Her secret is that she loves men's underwear. The judges love it. Miss J. asks, "Boxers or briefs?" and she says, "Briefs, baby." The judges also like her interview, even though she mentions something about stains. Ew. Her photo, however, does not get raves. It is pretty average.

Kim is next, and has the posture of a simian in her commercial. Her secret is, "I walk and talk tough, but I scream...like a girl." She laughs at her own secret. Miss J. calls out her posture, and Nigel says that Kim is an anomaly because she's so wrong, but somehow it works. He tells her that she has a special thing and shouldn't lose it. "You are so wrong" is the new "I love you." Kim gives a fake anecdote in her interview that Tyra loves. Twiggy loves the photo, and Tyra tells her that they had to airbrush her arm fat.

America's Next Top Model

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