It is time for the girls to walk the runway in their feminized boys' outfits. Several of them take the approach of putting a jacket on over their bras. Anchal tells us that she was nervous as soon as she walked on the stage. All she has to work on, she tells us, is her confidence and her body. Brooke looks crazy and way too intense in the face when she walks. CariDee looks hot. Christian says that runway has always been her forte, and she rules the runway. Indeed, she is motorin'. Yeaaaaaaaaaah. Motorin'. Jaeda takes the novel approach of only wearing a man's button down shirt, unbuttoned to her hoo-ha, and gives us the first pixilated nipple of hour two. Megg wears the ugliest outfit whatsoever, and then whips her hair around at the end of the runway. Rock & roll, indeed. Melrose says that she was all confidence when she hit the stage, and wants to have total sex appeal and sell the outfit. Even though she makes that pinky and pointer rock & roll sign at the end of the runway and sticks her tongue out, I have to admit that she looks pretty good. Michelle is really gangly and uncomfortable looking. Monique says that she believes that she has what it takes, because she's been through things in life that should have broken her. Hey, Monique, talk to the girl whose mom died lying on top of her and then get back to me.

The Elmer Ave guys applaud, and then one of them gives the girls a very rock & roll, "Smashing!" Some of the girls were excellent, and some missed the mark a bit. But in the end, it is Melrose who wins. The other models fake-clap for her. The greasiest of the Elmer Ave guys says that she'll receive a great prize that will be revealed to her later. Melrose thinks she's the best, as usual.

The girls next go outside and discover a stretch Escalade limousine. It's bad enough that Top Model kills our brain cells. I don't know why it can't leave our precious flora and fauna alone. The girls squeal quite a bit when the enter the limo and see about forty pictures of Tyra, as well as other Top Model regalia. Christian says, "This is how Christian is supposed to be treated. Like a queen." Entitled and refers to herself in the third person! Smashing. The girls discover Tyra Mail amongst the gas guzzling. "We've all got issues. Step into my world to experience some of mine." Don't tell me their house is going to have a BBQ and cellulite and delusions of being Oprah room! The Tyra Mail ends with, "Your subscription has just arrived."