Next come the twins, yelling, "Were you guys looking for some twins?" They do a snap for Tyra. Michelle says that she is the tomboyish twin, and plays basketball in college. Okay, so Michelle's the dyke. To confirm, Miss J. says, "So that's when you came in touch with your masculine side." Amanda then asks when Miss J. came in touch with his feminine side, and he says, "At birth." Amanda interviews that the twins are different, and don't try to be the same. She adds that they don't try to be different either. Amanda looks a little like Meryl Streep sometimes. J. asks the girls to pose, and they inadvertently do the same thing. Michelle says to Amanda, "Why are you copying me, clone?" I think Michelle is also the funny one. The girls walk in their swimsuits, and are very skinny. Jay says that they look very different up close. Miss J. says that the closest they need to be to fashion is sitting in the back row and watching. I call one or both of them as the winner. I am usually wrong about these things, though. Commercials.

When we return, one girl -- whom we never actually meet but who I like by virtue of the fact that she is playing guitar -- sings with one of the twins a song about ANTM. They rhyme "seven" with "heaven." Original. Some other girls sing along. Then, Poor Man's Tatum O'Neal (who also, as one astute forum poster noted, looks a heck of a lot like Blossom) jumps around and yells, "My name is Megan...I love to rock and roll!"

We cut to "Megg" running like a freak into the interview room. Miss J. falls off his chair, and she goes, "Woo!" I get the feeling that Megg goes, "Woo!" a lot. Also, please note that she probably changed her name from Megan to Megg so as not to get mixed up with the other Megan. The extra "g" on Megg is for, "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire, do I love to rock 'n roll!" Tyra asks why Megg is so happy, and Megg says that she feels so alive and "on top of that world." I don't know which world she's talking about, but it surely isn't ours. Tyra says that Megg describes herself as dark and intense. Megg says that the kind of music she listens to is dark and deep. She loves heavy metal and rock & roll. Heavy metal? Do people even say "heavy metal" anymore? Tyra tells her to rock & roll runway walk in her swimsuit. She slaps her own ass when she leaves the room. I don't know about Megg. Mr. Jay says that she has a sultry, hooded eye. Is that a double entendre? Miss J. says that when she came close, he saw a reason to say no. Tyra says that when Megg came close, she saw a reason to say yes. And that is to expose her for the rock & roll fraud that she is.