Eugena is up first, and poses as Jay-Z. This involves wearing a trucker hat and large sunglasses and kind of bopping around. As Beyoncé, she has a giant wig and looks toothier than normal. I highly recommend rewinding the bits where Jay gives Eugena direction, even though it will make you feel dirty.

Next is Anchal, who gets outfitted in the most hideous wig and mustache ever for her portrayal of Oprah. Or, er, Stedman. Seriously, if I were Stedman, I would sue. It looks like Vicki Lawrence's wig from Mama's Family. And speaking of, can you guys believe that "Vicki Lawrence and Mama: A Two-Woman Show" is a real thing? Come to think of it, why didn't any of the models have to be Naomi and Vinton? Anchal doesn't know how to play a man. I suggest that she ask Jaeda. Anchal is then Oprah. She doesn't really look anything like Oprah, but is pretty nonetheless. Jay tells her that she did a good job.

Next is Caridee as Brad Pitt. She says, in a really low dopey voice, "I have some kids now." Heh. Caridee poses with some crying multicultural orphans. She tells us that if she were a kid and had to hang out with herself outfitted as Brad Pitt, she'd be crying too. The styling on this shoot kind of underscores what a loser Brad Pitt is. The kids cry like crazy. Next Caridee is Angelina, hiding from the paparazzi. She does a good job, apparently.

A.J. says that she was jealous of Caridee, because she wanted to be Angelina and Brad. But instead she got stuck with Corpse Marc Anthony and J. Lo. A.J. is totally lost when it comes to being Marc Anthony. And seriously, WTF is up with the makeup? She looks like she has chocolate pudding smeared all over her face. Jay says that A.J. isn't being as creative as he'd like her to be. A.J. gets some sort of butt enhancement to be J. Lo, but regrettably does not get a performance enhancement. She interviews, "I'm giving what I can to the situation, and if I can't give enough, then it's my problem." See, here is the thing. A.J. does not want to be there anymore.

Next up is Brooke, who is convincingly slimy as K-Fed. She has a pudding face similar to A.J.'s, as well as cornrows. Brooke says that she just wanted to loosen up and have fun with it, and not be too perfect. As Britney, Brooke has to pose with an eight-foot yellow python, named Banana. She doesn't seem to mind too much, and gets all freaky with the python. Jay says that Brooke surprised him, and showed that she has a little something brewing under that perfect veneer. We're all sluts on the inside, is the lesson we just learned.