Amanda was way too timid in her commentating, but the judges love her photo. Tyra says that it's the most convincing shot, and Miss J. agrees. Tyra says that Amanda has the sultry, relaxed energy of Demi Moore, and Nigel says that the photo proves she can be a true chameleon.
Eugena was a little Joan Rivers in her commentating, but Tyra notes that it's the kind of stuff that people sitting on the couch want to hear. When Eugena's photo comes up, Twiggy asks if Jay-Z is a pop star. Tyra tells her that Jay-Z is a rapper, and then starts cracking up. People do the exact same thing when Twiggy asks them if Tyra Banks is a talk-show host. Nigel says that Eugena looks like Beyoncé, but that her eyes could still have more life. Tyra tries to hypnotize the audience with her crazy Beyoncé eyes. Look away!
A.J.'s commentary was like bad public-access television. Her J. Lo and Marc Anthony photo is cheesy. An evil guy with a soul patch in the background is managing to steal the shot. Nigel says that A.J. has such a strong character of her own, and seems to be afraid that she's going to lose it. Twiggy says that it's a shame, because A.J. has given some fabulous photographs. A.J. looks like she could give two shits.
Then there is Michelle. Her commentating delivery was very staccato, and she lost points for mentioning Tyra's weave. Michelle's Ellen and Portia photo looks like love. Jay said that Michelle's Ellen was frighteningly good. Matthew says that Michelle's Ellen was great, and Tyra adds that her eyes are closed as Portia, but that she's still pretty.
Melrose is great all around. Twiggy cracks up at how good her Donald Trump photo is, and Tyra commends her regal portrayal of Melania. Whatever, she's good. You have to hand it to her. Even if she's still freaking me out as that freaky little Trump man.
Anchal knows that her commentary sucked. Tyra tells Anchal that she has two idols in her life. One is her mother, and one is Oprah. Anchal did Tyra proud with her Oprah. However, she looks like a damn freak as Stedman. Tyra quite correctly blames the hair and makeup people, and says that they should be shot. I think they should be forced to wear that wig out in public for a week. Tyra asks Anchal how it felt to portray such a powerful and inspiring woman as Oprah. Tyra should know. Anchal says that she tried to portray the confidence of Oprah, who spends a million dollars a week and flies to get doughnuts. The panel makes fun of Anchal, who is really kind of a dumb-ass and therefore deserves it.













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