America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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A.J. From The Block

And then there is Melrose, who does pretty well, probably because she's the only one with an ounce of real bitch in her.

Jaeda is last, and can't even think of a question. Janice grabs the mic from her, but overall is not nearly as mean as she might have been.

Janice and Mark meet the girls after the challenge. Janice asks A.J. why she's still wearing her ugly pink hat, and whether she thinks that's fashion. Janice says that she wouldn't wipe her car with it. I don't think "car" is what she really wanted to say there. A.J. interviews that she loves her hat, and doesn't care what Janice thinks. I'm sorry, but that is an ugly hat. ["Word. It looks like a pair of holey bloomers." -- Wing Chun] In any case, the winner of this challenge gets to be a correspondent with Entertainment Tonight for a special event. And the winner is, of course, Melrose, who is maybe the only person who didn't suck. Janice yells that she agrees, and tells the others that Melrose blew them out of the water. Cut to A.J. saying that she's definitely excited she didn't win this prize. I am glad Janice didn't hear that, or A.J. would look exactly like her hat. Melrose interviews that a lot of the girls said that they didn't want to win it, and that she thought they were trippin', because it's going to be awesome.

The next morning, or some morning in the past or maybe the future, and maybe not, after all that, even morning, Tyra sneaks into the girls' bedrooms and wakes them up from a nap. Everyone is shocked. Tyra tells the girls that she knows the modeling industry inside and out, and that it's important for her to offer them some guidance and help. You know what this means: Stop! Oprah time. Tyra notices a drawing of herself on the wall and asks who did it. It's A.J.'s handiwork. It looks like one of those caricatures that you get on the beach at Ocean City. Tyra says that it's really good, and that she's hard to draw, so people usually make her look like an alien. An enemy of accuracy, is Tyra.

America's Next Top Model

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