Finally, Mark calls up Melrose. This causes one of the other girls to say "Mel-stank." HA! Wow, they must hate her a lot to call her Mel-stank to her face. Melrose asks what's up with that, and says that she doesn't call them mean names. This leads someone else to say "Smell-rose." See, I wish I had thought of that. That is just genius. Melrose interviews that the girls give her attitude, but that she doesn't care. She's going to focus on keeping it positive. I'm sad to report that, despite the other girls (we'll dub them "The Mel-foes") looking on and mocking her, Melrose does pretty well. Mark tells her that a lot of personality came through. Someone else says, "She's a ding dong." More like a ho-ho. Melrose interviews that The Mel-foes are crazy, and that they care way too much what's going on with her as opposed to minding themselves. I don't know. I mean, is Melrose really surprised that people hate her? REALLY?
Back at the house, Michelle goes to see Amanda, who's lying in bed. Michelle confessionalizes that she just came out that she might be "bisexual or whatever," which felt really good, but that, at the same time, she's trying to figure out what's going on with her sister. Michelle tells Amanda that she's not being herself. Amanda says that she's being herself; she's just mellow. She is indeed being pretty weird. All of a sudden, A.J. asks if the fact that Michelle might be gay makes Amanda uncomfortable. Whoa! A.J. gets right to the heart of things. Michelle tells Amanda she's worried that Amanda's not being herself. Amanda seems kind of depressed -- perhaps because Michelle is totally getting a storyline. Commercials.
When we return, there is Tyra Mail. "BEWARE OF SUPERMODEL. SHE BITES!!!!" Brooke thinks that maybe they're going out to dinner. Girl, you'd better hope not.
The girls wind up at Geoff Thomas designs, where Mark is once again waiting for them. Mr. Thomas is unveiling a line of jewelry tonight, and the girls are assigned to work the red carpet. Mark is going to be acting like a Cyrano de Bergerac for retards, and will help the girls out via an earpiece. And then, Mark drops the bomb: their interview for tonight is...Janice Dickinson. Caridee instantly puts her head in her hands and says, "Oh my God." I wish people had that reaction when they heard my name. ["I bet Tyra does." -- Wing Chun] We get a mini-Janice montage that makes me miss her ever so. You'd never see Twiggy humping Tyra, you know? The girls are totally scared. Janice Dickinson strikes fear into the hearts of young models, which is as it should be. At least they'll be in public this time, which really limits any sort of nefarious fate that could befall them.