Next is Michelle, and Jay tells everyone that she is a wrestler. We hear a beginning-of-the-round ding, and cut to shots of Michelle manhandling Rib. At one point Jay says that she can grab the back of Rib's hair, and she totally yanks his head back. She has all the grace and finesse of a warthog. Rib says that she was trying to pin him down, and if they had been in a wrestling match she would have won. She bounds off joyfully.
Tyra Mail! It's time for a judging. Rebecca interviews that she's never walked away from a shoot feeling like she's nailed it, and says that she hopes that she has a photo that will impress the judges. Meanwhile, Kahlen rips a brush through her hair in what sounds to be a quite painful way. And I know that UPN is cheap, but couldn't they spring for some leave-in conditioner? Jesus. She interviews that she might be the one going home, but I think we all know that's false. Tiffany sits on the couch with Keenyah and says that her grandma told her she was America's Next Top Model, but that she never thought they'd pick her because -- get ready for it -- she's from the ghetto. We flash back to her telling Tyra that she doesn't fit in, and Tyra saying that such feelings come from fear, and that Tiffany is transforming as a model and as a person. Tiffany gives Tyra a big hug. And wow, you guys! The great and benevolent Typrah Winbanks really, really cares. Back in the present Keenyah says, "Remember, you've been picked. You're wanted here," which I think is nicer and more succinct than anything that's ever come out of Tyra's mouth (including pork gristle).













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