Nik tries to rationalize Bre's behavior by interviewing that they're all in a very stressful situation, and that Bre's food is obviously very important to her, and that when people start messing with other people's food, things are going to get ugly. All of this is proof that we really haven't evolved past the beasts at all. It's a fucking granola bar. Bre pours some Red Bull down the sink. She interviews that she poured out all of Nicole's "canned sodas." She adds that she's been disrespected before, but that this was just too much. Ah, the granola bar that put her over the edge. It was a similar situation that started The Crusades. "You took my meal-encrusted cow-fat breakfast lump! Now I must club you with my spiky pole!" "The Holy War is on, bitch."

Bre is in such a state that she actually slips and falls. Kim comes walking in and asks what Bre took. Kim adds that she doesn't care, but just wants to know so that she doesn't go looking for something that's missing. See, say what you want about Kim, but she's all, "You took my food? Whatever." Bre whispers that it's not Kim's. And then, in a somewhat confusing move, Bre tackles Kim in a full-on frontal embrace, and the two linger on the floor with their limbs wrapped about one another. It's like G.L.O.W., the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, but without the "gorgeous." Or, in Kim's case, the "ladies." Man, did I love that show. Bre, in her weird embrace of Kim, tells her to do what she asked her to do and go to bed, and that they'll talk about it in a minute. Kim giggles, because she doesn't realize the extent of the craziness. She giggles, "'In a minute,'" but it comes out all garbled because Bre's hand is over her mouth. Bre whispers, "Do as I say," as we cut to commercials. This is fucking weird.

When we return, Bre spanks Kim on the ass and tells her to go. Kim maybe kind of thinks it's a joke, though she interviews that she felt kind of stupid because she's being bullied around, and not for the first time, may I add. Bre then gets total Eva Pigford voice and says that she was doing just fine until Kim weaseled her way in there, and Kim's mind wanders and thinks too much and she has to find out. Bre says this like it's a bad thing, but I think anyone in their right mind would be like, "What the fuck is going on?" Also, way to be upfront and confront people with your dilemmas, Bre. Kim says that of course she wanted to know what was going on, and that Bre told her that she put Jayla's dirty socks under Nicole's bed. Kim says, "Why?" It is a question we have all asked when pondering the fact that these models exist at all.