Meanwhile, Tyra gives all the girls one last chance to tell her why they should be part of the lucky thirteen. Stupid Mila says that she will be America's Next Top Model because her look will sell clothes that she wears in ads, on the runway, and in everyday life. But will it also sell giant slip-on bubbleheads? Because otherwise, I think it's plain she's not really a contender. Tyra pretends to smile, but you can tell that it's actually a grimace. Mila tells us how, when she goes to New York, everyone tells her she should be a model. That is apparently the New York of her own reality, which she has been living in since a very young age. Bianca feels she's going to be America's Next Top Model because she's going to stay true to herself and where she's from, even though she's from someplace horrible and that doesn't determine who she is. And...wait, what does that actually mean? Is she going to be horrible or not? Well, I guess we kind of already have the answer to that one. Victoria wants to be America's Next Top Model because she's tired of being the nerd. As she says this, she seductively takes off her hoodie and lets her hair down. She interviews that if she wins she'll be a role model, since the girls who have won are very beautiful, but maybe not as articulate as she'd want them to be. With Jaslene as the reigning champ, it's hard to argue with Tory on this one.
And then, the final thirteen are chosen. Tyra tells them they're there because they're beautiful, yes, but also because they were vulnerable and told their stories without holding back. Basically, they're the freaks of the bunch. Or, they're the freaks who passed the psych test. Celebrate good times, come on!
The girls settle into their new home, with its thirteen beds and bangin' kitchen and runway. Victoria tells us that living with twelve other girls is no picnic. There's a lot of talking, a lot of screaming, and a lot of running around. I maybe could have done this during college, but I have to say if someone put me in that situation now, I would certainly be America's Next Top Model, because all of the other contenders would be dead. We then hear a giant crash, and Kimberly confessionalizes that something very tragic, but very exciting, but very not funny just happened. We get a little title card for MSI: L.A. -- yes, that's Model Scene Investigation: L.A., as Kimberly tells us that as she was cooking her veggie burger, because real meat is bad, she heard a "BAM" During this confessional, Ambreal is sitting next to Kimberly, and Bianca is behind them holding a cloth to her face. Turns out, Bianca ran into a glass door. Yes, it's as we've always suspected. Just like birds, all models are blind! And we thought it was just Amanda. The other girls stare at Bianca's greasy face print on the glass and crack up. Bianca notes that the door is very clean. She actually busted open her lip. Ambreal tells us to tune in next week to see who makes an ass of themselves. Kimberly looks at her and says, "Ass, though?" and Ambreal assures her they can put "ass" on TV. And do, every week, with an encore on Sunday.