Replay of the Jennipher/Ann showdown. Amanda says that she's not mad at Eva for winning. Eva says she doesn't know why Amanda is mad, but that Amanda bumped Eva and didn't say "excuse me," which runs counter to her usual "little miss sweet Amanda" personality. Eva says that everyone is playing a role today, and that they should get over it. To the amusement of all, Kelle walks through the hallway looking like Elke Sommer guest starring on The Love Boat. Eva says that Amanda was extra. Kelle asks if anyone has an extra pair of sunglasses, speaking of extra. Hee! Amanda uses Yaya to demonstrate how she bumped into Eva, and barely brushes her. Flashback to the actual bump, which is much more significant. Ha! Even the editors hate you, Long John Silver! Kelle gives Eva advice on which bathing suit to bring. Amanda sobs that she doesn't care about her clothes, and Yaya says, "Yeah, I understand, your crystals," in a tone that expresses her tedium with the whole situation. Amanda continues, "I keep them on my dresser, and I was carrying them around yesterday, because I was very upset. My money can be gone, but you don't take my crystals! The thing that means the most to me! The thing that gives me strength and takes away my negativity!" Maybe they're crystallized versions of the magic sperm that impregnated her magic self with her magical baby while others were facing a national tragedy. Just a theory. You can totally see that Cassie, Yaya, and Toccara are thinking, "Shut up, Amanda."
Toccara goes into the other girls' room and says, "Have [sic], um, anyone seen Amanda [sic] crystals?" The answer is no. Ann tells Toccara to tell Jennipher never to touch her again. Kelle comes in looking for sunglasses. Ann says that she's skinny, but that she can knock Jennipher out. Eva agrees. Eva confronts Jennipher and says, "First of all, I didn't even know you were a bitch." HA! I am really feeling Eva these days. Kelle looks on in sheer delight. Eva says that her problem with Jennipher is that she talks about people but doesn't have the [bleep] to say anything to their faces. Kelle yet again asks for sunglasses and interviews that they don't have time to talk, because they "have a yacht to catch." Man, you know that it's a weird episode when you start to love Kelle.