Heatherette laments the fact that no one has fallen on the runway yet. Next up, Amanda! D'oh! She says that she couldn't see the runway, and that no one would tell he the number of steps leading up to the runway. I'm sorry, but I really think that the runway of a fashion show is out of the jurisdiction of the Americans With Disabilities Act. When she hits the runway, she discovers that it has glitter all over it, which she says "saved her." And I guess this might actually be a good thing, because had she fallen, I might have felt a little bad for her, and anything that even mildly decreases my hate for her is unacceptable. She does the most annoying walk ever, moving her shoulders all around and lolling her tongue about. Norelle is dolled up in a bride-of-Frankenstein getup, and says it is a dream come true to walk in a Heatherette show. As she steps onto the platform, she falls into a giant pole. Heatherette laughs. Norelle interviews, "My biggest dream: Heatherette fashion show. My worst nightmare: falling. All in the same night!" And, to her credit (I think obliviousness is not the worst trait to have in a model), she seems to take the whole thing rather well. Richie Rich tells her that her blunder is going to make her a star.













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