America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Potes: B+ | 193 USERS: B-
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Victoria is up first for evaluation. It should be noted that all of the girls have their hair slicked back, and Tyra says this makes Victoria look cute and bird-like. She doesn't mention the giant feather earrings that also may add to this effect. As for Victoria's photo, Kelly does not like her body position and says that she looks like a middle aged man about to take a nap on a new bed. Now, that comment was not up to snuff. If we were back in the Janice Dickinson days that comment would have been, "You look like a homeless amputee about to pass out on a park bench after I blew him." Wow, I am so nostalgic right now! Rob likes the picture and generally enjoys Victoria. Tyra is also a fan, particularly because the photo is not too cheerleader-esque in nature. There's at least one positive online video by a crazy person, so that is in Victoria's favor too. In the end she gets a 6 from Kelly and 8s from Tyra and Rob.

Leila is next, and Rob tells her that she looks very in control of the situation and has good body position. However, with her face, he's afraid that she'll be characterized as a one-dimensional model. Top Model fan Jesus says that he loves everything about the picture except for the face, which could have been controlled more. And he made that face so he knows what it's capable of. Kelly thinks that Leila totally looks like a model standing in front of her, but in the photo it looks like she's been bitten in the eye by a mosquito at a drag queen slumber party. If there was ever a fabulous place to get EEE, that would be it. Tyra says that Leila put all of her tension into her neck instead of into her booty, where all tension should go. And though Leila is popular online, Bryanboy personally feels that she needs to step it up. When did he get permission to start sharing his own opinions? I don't like it. Leila gets a 4 from Kelly, a 6 from Tyra and a 7 from Rob.

Then there's Kiara. Kelly likes her body position but says that the face is awkward. Tyra disagrees, and thinks that Kiara's face is luminescent. For his part, Rob doesn't like the fact that she is just standing on her male cheerleaders and not being tossed up in the air. He says that there's nothing sadder than seeing a beautiful bird that can't fly. Social media still seems meh about her. Overall, though, Kiara gets good scores - 8s from Kelly and Tyra and a 7 from Rob. Next we have Kristin. Rob thinks that her shot is crazy, and it is true that her body position is fantastic. Kelly says that Kristin is really cool and glamorous, and she loves her eyes and how her feet are pointed. Though Tyra thinks the photo is gorgeous, she sees a cheerleader and not a model. Kelly strongly disagrees, and then the two just start slapping each other all willy nilly. No, of course they actually don't, but if they DID I think it would be great for ratings. And people on the Internet love Kristin, per usual. Kelly gives Kristin a 9, Rob gives her a 10, and Tyra gives her a 6.

America's Next Top Model

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